b scum fuck
scum fuck
waytof4ll:

Damnnnn

waytof4ll:

Damnnnn

lalondes:

THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS… HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE NOW…

shit-inmyhead:

 

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

Honestly, do what you want. If you want to kiss your crush do it, if you want to get drunk with your friends do it, if you want to have sex do it, if you want to smoke marijuana do it, if you want to do well in school do it. If you don’t want to do these things, don’t do it. It’s okay to do these things but its also just as fine not to. Do whatever you want to make you happy. It’s your life, not anyone else’s.
Me (via frowlic)

pockykun13:

sexxtart:

Some of the differences are incredible.

I cant believe how normal Pornstash looks

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

catskvll:

freshest-tittymilk:

girlinfourcolors:

archiemcphee:

Randy Liedtke created this Bloody Mary that’s so awesomely over-the-top it clearly belongs in our Department of Outrageously Overindulgent Bloody Marys.

The cocktail is garnished with one footlong sub, four pieces of fried chicken, one entire pepperoni pizza, two double cheeseburgers, onion ring, french fries, garlic bread, pickles, olives, onions, one whole lemon, one whole lime, jalapeños, and last but not least, a second Bloody Mary.

Want.

Don’t send me a bouquet of flowers, send me this

I thought this was gonna be a spoof of edible arrangements

regalp4nda:

bostonjaeger:

pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS 

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thequeenofbeingawkward:

When i was little i thought that all people left their homes and moved towns, cities, or countries even to start their own lives once they finished high school and became adults.

And i think one of the saddest things I’ve realised whilst growing up is that the majority of people spend their lives trapped in one place.